The Old Guard (Netflix review)

Director; Gina Prince-Bythewood
Action/Fantasy
2h 5 minutes
Streaming on Netflix

Not too shabby, pretty quickly it catches a glimpse of your interest and you end up sort of hooked and semi grabbed by the beginning, wondering what the story might be about.
Early on you discover the plot, and it almost becomes a new Netflix hit, sadly as the script continues, it slowly loses potential as it goes along.

With a simple dialogue and clichés floating in the air, it becomes a basic film with a good concept because the story is there, the screenwriting however isn’t – so it becomes watchable but not a masterpiece.

A team of immortals from practically the beginning of time has their identity exposed, they must now fight not only to stay away from people who want to investigate their powers but also to manage the discovery of a new member.

Not bad, but also not great. It has somewhat a good character development, good acting, and a sequel is already on its way. 4,5/10



Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (Netflix review)

Director; David Dobkin
Music/Comedy
2h 3 minutes
Streaming on Netflix

A pleasant surprise, so cringy and bad that it is actually good and entertaining – a musical love letter with Iceland as the main chorus, ready to be tuned up and danced to. What seemed to be an average, dull, and mundane film turned up to be a lovely distraction during this darkened times, with a brilliant Will Ferrell you will laugh, you will smile, and you will look away in awkwardness and embarrassment as well.

For someone (me) who isn’t a fan of Eurovision Song Contest, I found myself shook on how much I enjoyed a movie based off of it, appreciating the song numbers, and the musical aspect of the story.
A script that was fun, in some way inspiring due to Lars’s (Ferrell) urge, passion, and will-power to follow his dream – for him and Sigrit (McAdams) to be on Eurovision.

From a little town in Iceland, Lars and Sigrit have their world sparked with joy when they get the chance to represent their country in the biggest song competition, proving to family and friends that their dreams aren’t dumb and juvenile as others believed.

I definitely recommend it, don’t take it seriously and you’ll have a great time! 5,5/10



Dolittle (Bluray review)

Director; Stephen Gaghan
Adventure/Family
1h 41minutes
Out on Bluray
Copy provided by SONY HOME ENTERTAINMENT

No, no, and more no’s! Stephen Gaghan, an Oscar-winning man for best writing on the movie Traffic (2000), also the director behind the movies Syriana and Abandon, directed the reboot/remake of the charming family script that is Dr. Dolittle, the man who can communicate with the animals – a favorite of mine as a child, that is when the role was played by Eddie Murphy.

I tried to keep my disappointment on a down low when it was announced that someone other than Murphy was going to play the part, however, being a fan of Downey Jr, I figured I’d still give it a chance, but it was a fail – all of it.
The dull writing, the overdue visual that looked like an almost desperate attempt to make it a cinematic experience for the whole family to enjoy, but I cannot even see myself as a child enjoying this – it reminded me of the movie BABE, a family/adventure film aimed at kids, yet, I found it more entertaining watching paint dry.

A well-known physician (Robert Downey Jr) with a talent only he has – he can speak to the animals must embark on a colorful journey to an Island – to find a medicine so he can help the dying Queen Victoria (Jessie Buckley).

It wasn’t for me, and it had nothing to do with Downey’s talent because I am a fan of his, this role just wasn’t made for him.
The script didn’t capture my attention, I wasn’t hooked on it once.
But I’m sure it’s a movie that can be put in the background for kids to probably enjoy. 4/10

Extras;
Talk to the animals
Becoming the good doctor
+ more



Bad Boys for Life (Bluray Review)

Directors; Adil El Arbi & Bilall Fallah
Action/Comedy
2h 4 minutes
Out on Bluray
COPY provided by SONY ENTERTAINMENT

Another action-comedy rollercoaster for you to hop on for the 3rd time – the latest installment to the Bad Boys films delivers laughter, emotional moments, and car rides. If you watch it without any expectations, you will end up loving it!

I wasn’t expecting much since movie sequels / third films hardly if ever deliver any good entertainment or the slight of enjoyment, but when I received the Bluray I decided to take the time to watch it so I would be able to write an honest review – and can I say that I LOVED it?! I was stunned, shook to how much I laughed, and that is the thing you have to keep in mind, never to expect something out of this world and you’ll end up being surprised instead.

The chemistry of these two radiates through the screen, no doubt about it, and that alone makes the movie worth watching.
It’s an easy watch with no over-developed plot or script, decent action frequencies, and a few heartfelt scenes – nothing more, nothing less.
The act of certain actors were questionable, wondering how they did not manage to hire other actors? But nothing that ruins the film.
The comedy is great, and it didn’t have to be so much a line but something small like a look or a movement and I cracked up, it is all about the build-up of the scene.

A pair of drug lords are raising havoc in the city of dazzling Miami because of old ghosts, a vengeance that leaves the detectives Mike and Marcus to go on an action-filled ride to face the villans but also finding out about some ties with loose ends – making this catch a little more difficult, and a little more personal.

As I said, don’t go into watching it and expecting something epic and you’ll enjoy it, I understand the negative reviews and comments, when people wait years for another film of what can be a series, they end up being disappointed, but give it a chance. 7,4/10

Extras;
Outtakes & Bloopers
Extended & Alternate Scenes
Partners in Crime: Behind-the-Scenes Series
Easter Eggs
+ so much more



Jumanji: The Next Level (Bluray review)

Director; Jake Kasdan
Adventure/Comedy
2h 3 minutes
Out on Bluray
Copy provided by SONY ENTERTAINMENT

This pandemic is slowly taking a toll on us humans, but one thing we can still count on is Kevin Hart to make us laugh during such dark times.
Jumanji: The Next Level is a great sequel that delivers adventure, laughs, and warmth. From beginning to end its a fantastic ride to hop on for the second time, enjoying it as much as one did the first time back in 2017 – a film for the entire family to get lost in for 2 hours during this ”quarantine.”

Here we get to once again get inside the video game that is JUMANJI, modernizing it since the original was a board game, now it is a video game. As the gang returns to rescue one of their friends who went back in, a glitch in the game has managed to create a slight error causing this time one hell of a roller coaster for the old and new players.

I loved it, as much as I did the first one. It is an enjoyable movie that offers so much to the viewer, a fun adventure with stunning visuals of desserts, jungles, and snowy mountains + hilarious dialogues, great sound effects, friendship, love, and action. The cast is equally phenomenal this time, delivering amazing impressions of one another.
You’ll be satisfied, no doubt about it. 7/10

Bluray extras;
Gag Reel
Back together – reuniting the cast
Body swapping
+ much more



Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness (Review)

Director; Rebecca Chaiklin & Eric Goode
Mini serie / 5h 17 minutes complete
Streaming on Netflix

I hardly doubt one has missed the mega hype that is Tiger King, if you have not stumbled upon it on social media, you my friend, have lived under a rock.
The hit miniseries documentary that is streaming on Netflix has taken the globe by storm, and not only by us mundane souls but tons of familiar faces like Kim K, Orlando Bloom, and many others have posted about it on their Instagram.

I decided to watch it, well binge is the more accurate word for it since I pretty much devoured the seven episodes in one day, it is addictive, but not for reasons you might believe such as great story, phenomenal visual, etc.
But because the show steams pure hate, greed, abuse, and that kind of drama sells.

The documentary revolves around Joe Exotic aka Tiger King and his cats, here, we get to not only follow him but also two other cat lovers and their ”rescues” and King’s order to murder Carol Baskin, his biggest enemy.

It is quite entertaining, but nothing extraordinary, it’s gotten to much praise when really it just a bunch of dumb people doing dumb stuff, you might lose one brain cell or two, but it’s worth a watch. 5/10



The Hunt (Review)

Director; Craig Zobel
Thriller/Action
1h 30 minutes
Out now

It is practically a satire film more than anything else, a lot of killing combined with dark humor – an adult and more bloody version of Hunger Games in other words.
It was quite fun, delivering a splash of entertainment wrapped into a script that shouldn’t be taken seriously, no message, no point.
Just plain comedy with some action, some thrill, and the last condiment to make it a little more extra – some political spices.

12 strangers wake up in the middle of nowhere, not knowing how they got there or whom brought them there. Now with the veapons they’ve ben handled they must defend for themselves while being on the hunt.

The Hunt is proving once again that people with money need to find an extraordinary type of sports to find themselves entertained, even by the cost of other people’s lives.
It’s quite fast-paced, it doesn’t become dull, or dragged out, the one hour and thirty minutes were more than enough for the viewer to catch up on the writing, trying to figure out the plot, and to enjoy some not so shabby acting and performances.
It isn’t a movie with meaning, so don’t look for one, nor expect one.
It is just mainly to pass the time. 5/10



The Invisible Man (Review)

Director; Leigh Whannell
Mystery/Thriller/”horror”
2h 4 minutes
From February

What can I say? I LOVED it. Yes, there are some holes here and there that should’ve been filled for the ”perfect” motion picture, however, not something that I was affected by.
Those few moments leaving you with a question mark doesn’t weigh for the entire film, it was a great flick to enjoy with terrific suspense from the very beginning even though it lacked logic at a certain point and small issues with the script and plot of the movie.

Personally, I found it to be fantastic, mainly because the massive tension was there, and your anxiety kicks in, you got your blood pumping, heart racing, and unable to look away, craving more of the story – there wasn’t so much development as one would’ve hoped for, but I found it to be enough to be entertained by the film – plus, the camera simply adores Elisabeth moss, she has a certain sensual and delicate beauty that I can’t really put my finger on, but I just become mesmerized whenever the focus is on her.

As Cecilia manages to escape her abusive boyfriend she soon enough finds out that he’s taken his own life and left her his fortune.
Although, with very slight belief that she’s finally out of his hands for good, lethal occurrences start taking places, ones she has no idea how are they are happening but by someone she cannot see…

I loved it, I truly couldn’t keep my eyes away from the screen the entire time, though flawed, it was still a film with few twists, thrill, and the horror essence makes itself present throughout the story keeping the viewer on its toes and interested.
Def. a recomendation 8.5/10